The Universe Owes Me A Couple Billion Dollars

I believe the universe owes me a couple billion dollars in my lifetime, but I have to work to get it. Let's just say I started that work earnestly this year. So I'm looking forward to making a couple millions this year. I've been enjoying some of the billions in terms great health, divine protection, healthy family relationship, etc. But I'm thinking of the billions in wealth this time around. The universe has NO OPTION but to yield to my demands. Besides the Bible assured me this in the book of Genesis 1:28

And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth. (KJV)

I sneezed non-stop for about a minute this morning. Who is calling my name non-stop? Where I’m from; a blessed nation in the blessed continent Africa, it is mythically believed that when you sneeze, it means your name is mentioned somewhere by someone or some people. Whether it be for good or bad, it doesn’t say. I’m expecting a couple millions from the universe this year. So as you mention my name, don’t forget to make out the check of highly profitable maximally assured deals, opportunities, ideas, resources, etc in my name. I want to cash them immediately. 2016 is the year of being efficient and effective, no time wasting, time is money. I’m not taking prisoners this year unless the prisoners are millions of dollars jailed in my bank accounts and investments.

Oh that reminds me, I had a dream last night. I found myself and Ibe at this event where we won lots of household appliances like gas cookers, washing machines, fans, etc. I have no clue where or how the dream started. I have no idea what event it was. Anyway, Ibe helped me sell my gas cooker for 300,000. I don’t know what currency it was either, probably naira I guess. It could be dollar or bitcoins. I wouldn’t mind 300,000 units of bitcoins myself. I woke up without collecting the proceeds from the sale but I must collect. He was the only person that came to mind during my sneezing episode. I gave him a call but he didn’t pick. Is he avoiding me because of my 300,000 naira/dollar/bitcoins? LOL! Lord I hope not. He better pay up. The money is mine right. I’m gonna sing his name all day setting hi up for a sneezing bout. IBE! IBE!! IBE!!! Dear readers please help me shout his name.

I did 8.51km this morning. It was hard! Getting back into running after the holiday’s roller-coaster of enjoyment is physically challenging to say the least. I was supposed to do 14km with my running crew but I overslept. I did the 8.51km alone. The infectiously motivating group energy would’ve powered me up for the 14km. I remember lazily turning off my alarm around 4:00am but I was too lazy to turn off my sleep. The run was slated to start by 5:15am, I managed to escape from bed and sleep around 6:15am. Although I’m not an endorphin junky, I’m glad I went out anyways. 

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