Say hello to May 1
st workers free day. The day
I have been waiting for. It’s the day I will shock the golf world with my latent
talent. I will intimidate Tiger Woods off the green. Yes it’s going to happen
today. I woke up on time. Yesterday I bought a brand new polo shirt for the
game. It might interest you to know that I don’t know jack about golf besides
the snippet of news that oozes from Tiger Woods’ successes and failures on or
off the green. I haven’t played the game before. I have only managed to touch a
club and ball before. But today Im gonna be Tiger Scopium lol
It’s been raining since last night. Dear RAIN why are you
falling today of all days? Nevertheless, I prepared for the big game and lay
wait for the good old rain to stop. I was supposed to rendezvous in Ugo’s
residence in Lekki by 6:30am, I couldn’t go because of the rain. I called
Ifeanyi asking him to pick me up from my bus stop instead. That’s actually cost
effective for me. I waited for them. He was coming of Emeka his cousin. They
arrived after about twenty minutes. The golf course is located somewhere called
Lakowe Lakes in Lakowe community further down the Lekki-Epe expressway. I've never been to Lakowe before, I only heard the name just didn't know how it was spelt.
The resort is in a serene environment. I like the ambiance of the area, totally peaceful and in tune with Mother Nature. If not for anything, I would love to just soak in the air, chill on the green without a care or worry in the world. Let me give Lakowe Lakes a free ad here lol.
I’ve
never been to this area before. It’s very far from Lekki. Lakowe Lakes is a
nicely built area, secluded serene security conscious environment. I mean this
place is in touch with nature. All of us came fully dressed like PGA players.
We had breakfast, a buffet. One guy came with two chics that riled the men up.
It added feminine flavour the occasion. A lot of people signed up for the 9
holes, majority of them don’t know jack about golf. We decided to do the
driving range first to get familiar with the game before hitting the green.
While we were having our breakfast, Ugo was like no matter what happens on the
course no one should laugh at each other.
During the driving range, people
literally rolled on the floor. It was so hilarious. Most of us were just
digging a huge pit beside the golf ball with the clubs in a pathetic attempt to
hit the freaking ball. Man the guys foaming Tiger Woods all turned to miniature
wooden tigers that can’t do shit lol. A lot of pictures were taken and the
diluted adult rated jokes flowed freely. We spent quite some time on the
driving range before we played the nine holes proper. It was such an amazing
experience for me, I’m certain the rest of the crew felt the same way. Team C
which was my team was the third to play. Team C was made up of Yahya, Ifeanyi
and I.
I saved the team a few times and screwed up same way lol. It was
fantastic fun. Team B had Ugo Mezue and one other guy I can’t remember his name
now. Ugo was in the habit unintentionally of taking the flag with him to the
next hole as if the flag is a price he has won. We kept reminding him to keep
the flag, it was indeed funny. At the end of the 9 holes game, Team B came
first, Team C second, Team A third and Team D last.
We went back to the club
house had a few drinks. Some people left for a tour around place on a cart, the
cart wasn’t enough to take us all at once. The rest of us that missed the first
group ended up not going again cuz the rain started doing its thing. Then it
was time to leave. We all thanked Kobby for his excellent organization of the
trip. We will reimburse him later as he covered our expenses upfront. I would
love to do this often.
As a matter of fact I’m buying complete set of golf
clubs, balls, and the whole shebang. I went back in Ifeanyi’s just the way I
came. I stopped at Lekki roundabout to get something from the office. I spent
quite some time with Doc after I left the office before going home in the
evening. Amara prepared okra soup, we ate garri and soup again after a long
break.
Say hello to May 1
st workers free day. The day
I have been waiting for. It’s the day I will shock the golf world with my latent
talent. I will intimidate Tiger Woods off the green. Yes it’s going to happen
today. I woke up on time. Yesterday I bought a brand new polo shirt for the
game. It might interest you to know that I don’t know jack about golf besides
the snippet of news that oozes from Tiger Woods’ successes and failures on or
off the green. I haven’t played the game before. I have only managed to touch a
club and ball before. But today Im gonna be Tiger Scopium lol
It’s been raining since last night. Dear RAIN why are you
falling today of all days? Nevertheless, I prepared for the big game and lay
wait for the good old rain to stop. I was supposed to rendezvous in Ugo’s
residence in Lekki by 6:30am, I couldn’t go because of the rain. I called
Ifeanyi asking him to pick me up from my bus stop instead. That’s actually cost
effective for me. I waited for them. He was coming of Emeka his cousin. They
arrived after about twenty minutes. The golf course is located somewhere called
Lakowe Lakes in Lakowe community further down the Lekki-Epe expressway. I've never been to Lakowe before, I only heard the name just didn't know how it was spelt.
The resort is in a serene environment. I like the ambiance of the area, totally peaceful and in tune with Mother Nature. If not for anything, I would love to just soak in the air, chill on the green without a care or worry in the world. Let me give Lakowe Lakes a free ad here lol.
I’ve
never been to this area before. It’s very far from Lekki. Lakowe Lakes is a
nicely built area, secluded serene security conscious environment. I mean this
place is in touch with nature. All of us came fully dressed like PGA players.
We had breakfast, a buffet. One guy came with two chics that riled the men up.
It added feminine flavour the occasion. A lot of people signed up for the 9
holes, majority of them don’t know jack about golf. We decided to do the
driving range first to get familiar with the game before hitting the green.
While we were having our breakfast, Ugo was like no matter what happens on the
course no one should laugh at each other.
During the driving range, people
literally rolled on the floor. It was so hilarious. Most of us were just
digging a huge pit beside the golf ball with the clubs in a pathetic attempt to
hit the freaking ball. Man the guys foaming Tiger Woods all turned to miniature
wooden tigers that can’t do shit lol. A lot of pictures were taken and the
diluted adult rated jokes flowed freely. We spent quite some time on the
driving range before we played the nine holes proper. It was such an amazing
experience for me, I’m certain the rest of the crew felt the same way. Team C
which was my team was the third to play. Team C was made up of Yahya, Ifeanyi
and I.
I saved the team a few times and screwed up same way lol. It was
fantastic fun. Team B had Ugo Mezue and one other guy I can’t remember his name
now. Ugo was in the habit unintentionally of taking the flag with him to the
next hole as if the flag is a price he has won. We kept reminding him to keep
the flag, it was indeed funny. At the end of the 9 holes game, Team B came
first, Team C second, Team A third and Team D last.
We went back to the club
house had a few drinks. Some people left for a tour around place on a cart, the
cart wasn’t enough to take us all at once. The rest of us that missed the first
group ended up not going again cuz the rain started doing its thing. Then it
was time to leave. We all thanked Kobby for his excellent organization of the
trip. We will reimburse him later as he covered our expenses upfront. I would
love to do this often.
As a matter of fact I’m buying complete set of golf
clubs, balls, and the whole shebang. I went back in Ifeanyi’s just the way I
came. I stopped at Lekki roundabout to get something from the office. I spent
quite some time with Doc after I left the office before going home in the
evening. Amara prepared okra soup, we ate garri and soup again after a long
break.
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