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Wednesday, 10 April 2013



I woke up. More like my roomies woke me up with their hush-hush reading sounds. They are reading some articles regarding Amara's saladmaster training. She has been undergoing training for some time now. ''I need be at the venue by 9:00am'' There she goes again! A leopard cannot change its spot no matter how you use hypo bleach to wash it. She left the house around 9:30am. They had breakfast, the last noodles in the house. I went to the office late. Ifeanyi and Chris didn’t show up at all. I wonder what they are up to. The day was a bit dull but it went by quickly. I booked a flight for my boss back to Lagos. I worked on my blog. I went home.

Friday March 15 2013

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I woke up. More like my roomies woke me up with their hush-hush reading sounds. They are reading some articles regarding Amara's saladmaster training. She has been undergoing training for some time now. ''I need be at the venue by 9:00am'' There she goes again! A leopard cannot change its spot no matter how you use hypo bleach to wash it. She left the house around 9:30am. They had breakfast, the last noodles in the house. I went to the office late. Ifeanyi and Chris didn’t show up at all. I wonder what they are up to. The day was a bit dull but it went by quickly. I booked a flight for my boss back to Lagos. I worked on my blog. I went home.
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I was abruptly woken up by Amarachi and Ibe's commotion. Same old shit dog, just a different day. She said she has to be somewhere by latest 8:30 am against 9:00 am. Guess what? She left the a few minutes after nine o'clock. I lazed on the bed throughout the long boring or annoying drama series theirs wishing I can just slip in another dimension like Tobi’s kamui jutsu in Naruto. I did my devotional and then my laundry. It felt good. I showered and left for office a few minutes after 12 noon. Of course I headed straight to the food section at Shoprite, can you blame me. I don’t eat well these days.

I have been asking God to give me the wisdom and peace of mind to handle this convincingly inconveniencing condition competently. Left with me I get rid of them the hard way that is by force. But I don’t think I have the mind to be that harsh. Or maybe they haven’t pushed wrong button yet. Truth is I still can tolerate them. On the other hand I like to give people long rope let me just see what they will do. Let me see if they can eventually come to their senses to do the right thing. I went work late. Ifeanyi breezed in to show off his chic like a prized trophy and then breezed out. The chic is really pretty and 21. The subtle strong parental pressure to get a wife is overwhelmingly weighing on him. 21 is the ideal age he is searching for. Her character is yet to be certified ideal.

I booked a ticket for my boss from Abuja to Owerri. I’m yet to recover my money from Aero/Interswitch/Gtbank the last time I used my debit mastercard to pay for a ticket online. They took my money instantly but the service of a ticket wasn’t delivered. I vowed never to use my atm card again for booking plane ticket. He begged me to pay that instead he will pay me the money I’m yet to recover. It sounded like a promise made by a man on top of a woman when his head is momentarily lost in orgasmic spell like ''darling I-I will, I will go to shoes, clothes, jewelries and buy you Dubai'' I paid shaa. Chris came around but didn’t stay long as it was already late.

I still couldn’t reach Nike from MBA office Yaba, she is not picking her phone. I put a little write-up about my accommodation situation on Nairaland to gauge people's reaction. Funny some people didn't believe the story! I went home. Ibe and his wife were not around. Ibe's call around 11:30 pm shattered my sleep. That was when they came in from the usual God-knows-where. It’s their latest trend these days.

Thursday March 14 2013

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I was abruptly woken up by Amarachi and Ibe's commotion. Same old shit dog, just a different day. She said she has to be somewhere by latest 8:30 am against 9:00 am. Guess what? She left the a few minutes after nine o'clock. I lazed on the bed throughout the long boring or annoying drama series theirs wishing I can just slip in another dimension like Tobi’s kamui jutsu in Naruto. I did my devotional and then my laundry. It felt good. I showered and left for office a few minutes after 12 noon. Of course I headed straight to the food section at Shoprite, can you blame me. I don’t eat well these days.

I have been asking God to give me the wisdom and peace of mind to handle this convincingly inconveniencing condition competently. Left with me I get rid of them the hard way that is by force. But I don’t think I have the mind to be that harsh. Or maybe they haven’t pushed wrong button yet. Truth is I still can tolerate them. On the other hand I like to give people long rope let me just see what they will do. Let me see if they can eventually come to their senses to do the right thing. I went work late. Ifeanyi breezed in to show off his chic like a prized trophy and then breezed out. The chic is really pretty and 21. The subtle strong parental pressure to get a wife is overwhelmingly weighing on him. 21 is the ideal age he is searching for. Her character is yet to be certified ideal.

I booked a ticket for my boss from Abuja to Owerri. I’m yet to recover my money from Aero/Interswitch/Gtbank the last time I used my debit mastercard to pay for a ticket online. They took my money instantly but the service of a ticket wasn’t delivered. I vowed never to use my atm card again for booking plane ticket. He begged me to pay that instead he will pay me the money I’m yet to recover. It sounded like a promise made by a man on top of a woman when his head is momentarily lost in orgasmic spell like ''darling I-I will, I will go to shoes, clothes, jewelries and buy you Dubai'' I paid shaa. Chris came around but didn’t stay long as it was already late.

I still couldn’t reach Nike from MBA office Yaba, she is not picking her phone. I put a little write-up about my accommodation situation on Nairaland to gauge people's reaction. Funny some people didn't believe the story! I went home. Ibe and his wife were not around. Ibe's call around 11:30 pm shattered my sleep. That was when they came in from the usual God-knows-where. It’s their latest trend these days.
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Power has been out since yesterday, what is wrong with PHCN? Who am I kidding? They've never been known to be efficient. I woke up early. I ran this morning. It felt a bit tiring. My time when I run alone is poor compared with my time with Lekki Road Warriors. I’m not challenging myself enough I suppose. I washed the gear I ran with. Showered, did my devotional and slept a little bit. Ibe's hustle and bustle as he prepared to leave woke me. I didn’t meet his wife at home when I came back. After he left I spent my time on minor DIY repairs in the house. Should I say these people are blessed with curse of a really destructive power to the surroundings? 

They exhibit some really annoying dirty habit. I know everyone got flaws, definitely mine isn’t dirtying my room. For instance they use toothpick, ear swabs, recharge cards, sachet water, etc and just litter the room with it instead of using the trash can. It amazes me how two of them are such a birds of a feather in the midst of the fact that opposite attracts. I went straight to Shoprite after my little construction work was done. I was really hungry cuz of the run. From Shoprite I headed back to the office, the clock has passed one by now.

The sun is busy flexing its muscles brightening my day and roasting my slim frame at the same time, such a show off. I worked on my blog a little. I did a little research. Madam Nike from MBA office Yaba sent me an sms to call her. I called but it took a while before she picked my call. As the call is doomed I couldn’t hear her. I called again but couldn’t get through. Israel entered a mutual agreement with Chris to source companies and government for Chris’s security training. I’m going to source for clients too in my own way. We called it a day a few hours later. My boss who flew to Abuja won’t be coming back till next week.

Wednesday March 13 2013

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Power has been out since yesterday, what is wrong with PHCN? Who am I kidding? They've never been known to be efficient. I woke up early. I ran this morning. It felt a bit tiring. My time when I run alone is poor compared with my time with Lekki Road Warriors. I’m not challenging myself enough I suppose. I washed the gear I ran with. Showered, did my devotional and slept a little bit. Ibe's hustle and bustle as he prepared to leave woke me. I didn’t meet his wife at home when I came back. After he left I spent my time on minor DIY repairs in the house. Should I say these people are blessed with curse of a really destructive power to the surroundings? 

They exhibit some really annoying dirty habit. I know everyone got flaws, definitely mine isn’t dirtying my room. For instance they use toothpick, ear swabs, recharge cards, sachet water, etc and just litter the room with it instead of using the trash can. It amazes me how two of them are such a birds of a feather in the midst of the fact that opposite attracts. I went straight to Shoprite after my little construction work was done. I was really hungry cuz of the run. From Shoprite I headed back to the office, the clock has passed one by now.

The sun is busy flexing its muscles brightening my day and roasting my slim frame at the same time, such a show off. I worked on my blog a little. I did a little research. Madam Nike from MBA office Yaba sent me an sms to call her. I called but it took a while before she picked my call. As the call is doomed I couldn’t hear her. I called again but couldn’t get through. Israel entered a mutual agreement with Chris to source companies and government for Chris’s security training. I’m going to source for clients too in my own way. We called it a day a few hours later. My boss who flew to Abuja won’t be coming back till next week.
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Tuesday, 2 April 2013


Imagine you saw this in your meal how would you react? I dont want to picture it. Maybe you react like the gif below, however you react it's definitely going to be very unpleasant. Are you going to be glad that you saw it and didnt unknowingly eat the foreign unpleasant meat. But then you have eaten the food with the rat seasoning in it already. Guys be careful about what you put in your mouth. For someone that eats rat, this is nothing. If its a restaurant, I will sue them to the heavens!



Photo Of Rat Found In Fried Rice

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Imagine you saw this in your meal how would you react? I dont want to picture it. Maybe you react like the gif below, however you react it's definitely going to be very unpleasant. Are you going to be glad that you saw it and didnt unknowingly eat the foreign unpleasant meat. But then you have eaten the food with the rat seasoning in it already. Guys be careful about what you put in your mouth. For someone that eats rat, this is nothing. If its a restaurant, I will sue them to the heavens!



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Tuesday, 19 March 2013


Thank God for another beautiful day. I woke hail and hearty except for the what-do-i-wear fever. I confess, I've been feeling horny lately. Man got needs you know, I gotta satisfy them. ''Body no be firewood like the parlance here goes'' I did my devotional and prayed. These days Ibe's wife Amara dont sleep in the house, only God knows what they are up to. I didnt do much browsing with the office internet modem that I took home with me yesterday. So I gotto be early in office today no matter what! I made it on time and set the modem back on its throne. There you go, the internet Kingdom is complete once again.

I have been downloading some videos since this month and never bothered to check my usage. I checked our bandwidth and froze. 70% of our monthly plan has already been used!! What?!! Dont look at me, look at him within me. He made me do it. How the heck did I get so carried away to this extent. The good thing is if I stop my downloads, the remaining 30% will see us to March 31st. Immediately I conscientiously banned download, at least my downloads. I'm thinking of buying an internet topup card out of my pocket just in case. I then worked on my appeal letter. Ifeanyi walked in when I was printing it.

Everything in check, off I go to Yaba, let the Lord's favour be abundant upon me, AMEN!! I got to Yaba with little traffic hassle. I dropped my appeal. One of the secretaries called Nike was kind enough to tell me to follow up on the appeal after two (2) or three (3) weeks. I was like TWO or THREE WHAT??!!! Is it going to take that long? Won’t the semester be over by then? Mehn this is such a drag. I just sounded like Shikamaru from Naruto anime. I got back to the office after doing a little shopping at Yaba.

I have been thinking seriously about my life, where it is, where I want it to be and how I will take it there. What do I gotta do? Please my dear head don’t explode because of too much thinking! We are in this together. Im just looking out for all of us. Together we will achieve quality result/success!

Thinking Tuesday March 12 2013

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Thank God for another beautiful day. I woke hail and hearty except for the what-do-i-wear fever. I confess, I've been feeling horny lately. Man got needs you know, I gotta satisfy them. ''Body no be firewood like the parlance here goes'' I did my devotional and prayed. These days Ibe's wife Amara dont sleep in the house, only God knows what they are up to. I didnt do much browsing with the office internet modem that I took home with me yesterday. So I gotto be early in office today no matter what! I made it on time and set the modem back on its throne. There you go, the internet Kingdom is complete once again.

I have been downloading some videos since this month and never bothered to check my usage. I checked our bandwidth and froze. 70% of our monthly plan has already been used!! What?!! Dont look at me, look at him within me. He made me do it. How the heck did I get so carried away to this extent. The good thing is if I stop my downloads, the remaining 30% will see us to March 31st. Immediately I conscientiously banned download, at least my downloads. I'm thinking of buying an internet topup card out of my pocket just in case. I then worked on my appeal letter. Ifeanyi walked in when I was printing it.

Everything in check, off I go to Yaba, let the Lord's favour be abundant upon me, AMEN!! I got to Yaba with little traffic hassle. I dropped my appeal. One of the secretaries called Nike was kind enough to tell me to follow up on the appeal after two (2) or three (3) weeks. I was like TWO or THREE WHAT??!!! Is it going to take that long? Won’t the semester be over by then? Mehn this is such a drag. I just sounded like Shikamaru from Naruto anime. I got back to the office after doing a little shopping at Yaba.

I have been thinking seriously about my life, where it is, where I want it to be and how I will take it there. What do I gotta do? Please my dear head don’t explode because of too much thinking! We are in this together. Im just looking out for all of us. Together we will achieve quality result/success!
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Monday, 18 March 2013



I woke up quite early. I had don’t-know-what-to-wear fever. I had to iron something hurriedly in the morning. I didnt read my open heaven nor did I pray. Oh well this is one of them days. Yeah I am supposed go to MBA school Yaba to submit my appeal letter. I made sure I put all requirements in my bag. Little did I know my plan wont work according to plan. I got to the office quite early.

My boss really pissed the shit out me. I spent almost the entire day trying to fix a new pair of tires on her wife's Prado vehicle. How annoying!!!! First I to look for a cheap place to buy a good quality Michelin, Dunlop or Pirelli tire. I ended buying Pirelli tires at a Pirelli dealer shop in Victoria Island. When I got to the house the wife, the house-help gave me a polythene bag containing a convenience bag like the type you get in planes. It had an old tooth brush, old gillet shaving stick and some new disposable gillet shaving stick plus a shaving gel. She said the my boss’ wife asked her to give it to me. I was like what the freaking hell is this?! Is this her pathetic idea at giving me a gift? It was so unclear. I couldnt reach her to ask what it means, I just left it for them in my boss’ car.

It took eternity for the car shop to fix the tires and do wheel alignment and balancing. There was a long queue actually so we had to wait me and the driver that is. After a long while we were through and headed back to the office. He then sent us out again on pseudo-school bus trip to go pick his kid from the school. Im just not finding it funny.

Meanwhile Im starving!! The food I bought and was hoping to walk through my tourist attraction digestive tract is waiting for my services as a tour guide. I couldnt wait to get back to the office, not because Im such loyal employee who loves work so much though. I feel like my innards has been complete eroded by my gastric juice, more like gastric acids cuz of the hard working hunger. Lord I finally made it back to the office. 

My boss went straight to my desk rummaging through my take away food pack, telling me to share. Whoever owns this child should please take him or else murder will be the case they'll give me. There are certain things he shouldn’t joke with in my present hungry/angry man state. He later asked again politely so I shared with him which I did. It just took the whole day to get these stuff done.

I done like this kinda work where run around the streets of Lagos at least the driver didn’t ditch me today lol. With the change of events, I didnt go to school again. I hate it when that happens. I wasnt really furiating like I would've normally been, God kinda gave me peace of mind I guess.

Monday March 11 2013

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I woke up quite early. I had don’t-know-what-to-wear fever. I had to iron something hurriedly in the morning. I didnt read my open heaven nor did I pray. Oh well this is one of them days. Yeah I am supposed go to MBA school Yaba to submit my appeal letter. I made sure I put all requirements in my bag. Little did I know my plan wont work according to plan. I got to the office quite early.

My boss really pissed the shit out me. I spent almost the entire day trying to fix a new pair of tires on her wife's Prado vehicle. How annoying!!!! First I to look for a cheap place to buy a good quality Michelin, Dunlop or Pirelli tire. I ended buying Pirelli tires at a Pirelli dealer shop in Victoria Island. When I got to the house the wife, the house-help gave me a polythene bag containing a convenience bag like the type you get in planes. It had an old tooth brush, old gillet shaving stick and some new disposable gillet shaving stick plus a shaving gel. She said the my boss’ wife asked her to give it to me. I was like what the freaking hell is this?! Is this her pathetic idea at giving me a gift? It was so unclear. I couldnt reach her to ask what it means, I just left it for them in my boss’ car.

It took eternity for the car shop to fix the tires and do wheel alignment and balancing. There was a long queue actually so we had to wait me and the driver that is. After a long while we were through and headed back to the office. He then sent us out again on pseudo-school bus trip to go pick his kid from the school. Im just not finding it funny.

Meanwhile Im starving!! The food I bought and was hoping to walk through my tourist attraction digestive tract is waiting for my services as a tour guide. I couldnt wait to get back to the office, not because Im such loyal employee who loves work so much though. I feel like my innards has been complete eroded by my gastric juice, more like gastric acids cuz of the hard working hunger. Lord I finally made it back to the office. 

My boss went straight to my desk rummaging through my take away food pack, telling me to share. Whoever owns this child should please take him or else murder will be the case they'll give me. There are certain things he shouldn’t joke with in my present hungry/angry man state. He later asked again politely so I shared with him which I did. It just took the whole day to get these stuff done.

I done like this kinda work where run around the streets of Lagos at least the driver didn’t ditch me today lol. With the change of events, I didnt go to school again. I hate it when that happens. I wasnt really furiating like I would've normally been, God kinda gave me peace of mind I guess.
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