I woke up. More like my roomies woke me up with their
hush-hush reading sounds. They are reading some articles regarding Amara's
saladmaster training. She has been undergoing training for some time now. ''I
need be at the venue by 9:00am'' There she goes again! A leopard cannot change
its spot no matter how you use hypo bleach to wash it. She left the house
around 9:30am. They had breakfast, the last noodles in the house. I went to the
office late. Ifeanyi and Chris didn’t show up at all. I wonder what they are up
to. The day was a bit dull but it went by quickly. I booked a flight for my
boss back to Lagos. I worked on my blog. I went home.
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I woke up. More like my roomies woke me up with their
hush-hush reading sounds. They are reading some articles regarding Amara's
saladmaster training. She has been undergoing training for some time now. ''I
need be at the venue by 9:00am'' There she goes again! A leopard cannot change
its spot no matter how you use hypo bleach to wash it. She left the house
around 9:30am. They had breakfast, the last noodles in the house. I went to the
office late. Ifeanyi and Chris didn’t show up at all. I wonder what they are up
to. The day was a bit dull but it went by quickly. I booked a flight for my
boss back to Lagos. I worked on my blog. I went home.
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I was abruptly woken up by Amarachi and Ibe's commotion.
Same old shit dog, just a different day. She said she has to be somewhere by
latest 8:30 am against 9:00 am. Guess what? She left the a few minutes after nine
o'clock. I lazed on the bed throughout the long boring or annoying drama series
theirs wishing I can just slip in another dimension like Tobi’s kamui jutsu in
Naruto. I did my devotional and then my laundry. It felt good. I showered and
left for office a few minutes after 12 noon. Of course I headed straight to the
food section at Shoprite, can you blame me. I don’t eat well these days.
I have
been asking God to give me the wisdom and peace of mind to handle this
convincingly inconveniencing condition competently. Left with me I get rid of
them the hard way that is by force. But I don’t think I have the mind to be
that harsh. Or maybe they haven’t pushed wrong button yet. Truth is I still can
tolerate them. On the other hand I like to give people long rope let me just
see what they will do. Let me see if they can eventually come to their senses
to do the right thing. I went work late. Ifeanyi breezed in to show off his
chic like a prized trophy and then breezed out. The chic is really pretty and
21. The subtle strong parental pressure to get a wife is overwhelmingly weighing on
him. 21 is the ideal age he is searching for. Her character is yet to be certified
ideal.
I booked a ticket for my boss from Abuja to Owerri. I’m yet to recover
my money from Aero/Interswitch/Gtbank the last time I used my debit mastercard
to pay for a ticket online. They took my money instantly but the service of a
ticket wasn’t delivered. I vowed never to use my atm card again for booking
plane ticket. He begged me to pay that instead he will pay me the money I’m yet
to recover. It sounded like a promise made by a man on top of a woman when his
head is momentarily lost in orgasmic spell like ''darling I-I will, I will go
to shoes, clothes, jewelries and buy you Dubai'' I paid shaa. Chris came around
but didn’t stay long as it was already late.
I still couldn’t reach Nike from
MBA office Yaba, she is not picking her phone. I put a little write-up about my
accommodation situation on Nairaland to gauge people's reaction. Funny some
people didn't believe the story! I went home. Ibe and his wife were not around.
Ibe's call around 11:30 pm shattered my sleep. That was when they came in from
the usual God-knows-where. It’s their latest trend these days.
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11:56 am
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I was abruptly woken up by Amarachi and Ibe's commotion.
Same old shit dog, just a different day. She said she has to be somewhere by
latest 8:30 am against 9:00 am. Guess what? She left the a few minutes after nine
o'clock. I lazed on the bed throughout the long boring or annoying drama series
theirs wishing I can just slip in another dimension like Tobi’s kamui jutsu in
Naruto. I did my devotional and then my laundry. It felt good. I showered and
left for office a few minutes after 12 noon. Of course I headed straight to the
food section at Shoprite, can you blame me. I don’t eat well these days.
I have
been asking God to give me the wisdom and peace of mind to handle this
convincingly inconveniencing condition competently. Left with me I get rid of
them the hard way that is by force. But I don’t think I have the mind to be
that harsh. Or maybe they haven’t pushed wrong button yet. Truth is I still can
tolerate them. On the other hand I like to give people long rope let me just
see what they will do. Let me see if they can eventually come to their senses
to do the right thing. I went work late. Ifeanyi breezed in to show off his
chic like a prized trophy and then breezed out. The chic is really pretty and
21. The subtle strong parental pressure to get a wife is overwhelmingly weighing on
him. 21 is the ideal age he is searching for. Her character is yet to be certified
ideal.
I booked a ticket for my boss from Abuja to Owerri. I’m yet to recover
my money from Aero/Interswitch/Gtbank the last time I used my debit mastercard
to pay for a ticket online. They took my money instantly but the service of a
ticket wasn’t delivered. I vowed never to use my atm card again for booking
plane ticket. He begged me to pay that instead he will pay me the money I’m yet
to recover. It sounded like a promise made by a man on top of a woman when his
head is momentarily lost in orgasmic spell like ''darling I-I will, I will go
to shoes, clothes, jewelries and buy you Dubai'' I paid shaa. Chris came around
but didn’t stay long as it was already late.
I still couldn’t reach Nike from
MBA office Yaba, she is not picking her phone. I put a little write-up about my
accommodation situation on Nairaland to gauge people's reaction. Funny some
people didn't believe the story! I went home. Ibe and his wife were not around.
Ibe's call around 11:30 pm shattered my sleep. That was when they came in from
the usual God-knows-where. It’s their latest trend these days.
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Power has been out since yesterday, what is wrong with PHCN? Who am I kidding? They've never been known to be efficient. I woke up early. I ran this morning. It felt a bit tiring. My time when I run alone is poor compared with my time with Lekki Road Warriors. I’m not challenging myself enough I suppose. I washed the gear I ran with. Showered, did my devotional and slept a little bit. Ibe's hustle and bustle as he prepared to leave woke me. I didn’t meet his wife at home when I came back. After he left I spent my time on minor DIY repairs in the house. Should I say these people are blessed with curse of a really destructive power to the surroundings?
They exhibit some really annoying dirty habit. I know everyone got flaws, definitely mine isn’t dirtying my room. For instance they use toothpick, ear swabs, recharge cards, sachet water, etc and just litter the room with it instead of using the trash can. It amazes me how two of them are such a birds of a feather in the midst of the fact that opposite attracts. I went straight to Shoprite after my little construction work was done. I was really hungry cuz of the run. From Shoprite I headed back to the office, the clock has passed one by now.
The sun is busy flexing its muscles brightening my day and roasting my slim frame at the same time, such a show off. I worked on my blog a little. I did a little research. Madam Nike from MBA office Yaba sent me an sms to call her. I called but it took a while before she picked my call. As the call is doomed I couldn’t hear her. I called again but couldn’t get through. Israel entered a mutual agreement with Chris to source companies and government for Chris’s security training. I’m going to source for clients too in my own way. We called it a day a few hours later. My boss who flew to Abuja won’t be coming back till next week.
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11:50 am
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Power has been out since yesterday, what is wrong with PHCN? Who am I kidding? They've never been known to be efficient. I woke up early. I ran this morning. It felt a bit tiring. My time when I run alone is poor compared with my time with Lekki Road Warriors. I’m not challenging myself enough I suppose. I washed the gear I ran with. Showered, did my devotional and slept a little bit. Ibe's hustle and bustle as he prepared to leave woke me. I didn’t meet his wife at home when I came back. After he left I spent my time on minor DIY repairs in the house. Should I say these people are blessed with curse of a really destructive power to the surroundings?
They exhibit some really annoying dirty habit. I know everyone got flaws, definitely mine isn’t dirtying my room. For instance they use toothpick, ear swabs, recharge cards, sachet water, etc and just litter the room with it instead of using the trash can. It amazes me how two of them are such a birds of a feather in the midst of the fact that opposite attracts. I went straight to Shoprite after my little construction work was done. I was really hungry cuz of the run. From Shoprite I headed back to the office, the clock has passed one by now.
The sun is busy flexing its muscles brightening my day and roasting my slim frame at the same time, such a show off. I worked on my blog a little. I did a little research. Madam Nike from MBA office Yaba sent me an sms to call her. I called but it took a while before she picked my call. As the call is doomed I couldn’t hear her. I called again but couldn’t get through. Israel entered a mutual agreement with Chris to source companies and government for Chris’s security training. I’m going to source for clients too in my own way. We called it a day a few hours later. My boss who flew to Abuja won’t be coming back till next week.
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Imagine you saw this in your meal how would you react? I dont want to picture it. Maybe you react like the gif below, however you react it's definitely going to be very unpleasant. Are you going to be glad that you saw it and didnt unknowingly eat the foreign unpleasant meat. But then you have eaten the food with the rat seasoning in it already. Guys be careful about what you put in your mouth. For someone that eats rat, this is nothing. If its a restaurant, I will sue them to the heavens!
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3:46 pm
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Imagine you saw this in your meal how would you react? I dont want to picture it. Maybe you react like the gif below, however you react it's definitely going to be very unpleasant. Are you going to be glad that you saw it and didnt unknowingly eat the foreign unpleasant meat. But then you have eaten the food with the rat seasoning in it already. Guys be careful about what you put in your mouth. For someone that eats rat, this is nothing. If its a restaurant, I will sue them to the heavens!
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Thank God for another beautiful day. I woke hail and
hearty except for the what-do-i-wear fever. I confess, I've been feeling horny
lately. Man got needs you know, I gotta satisfy them. ''Body no be firewood
like the parlance here goes'' I did my devotional and prayed. These days Ibe's
wife Amara dont sleep in the house, only God knows what they are up to. I didnt
do much browsing with the office internet modem that I took home with me
yesterday. So I gotto be early in office today no matter what! I made it on
time and set the modem back on its throne. There you go, the internet Kingdom
is complete once again.
I have been downloading some videos since this month and
never bothered to check my usage. I checked our bandwidth and froze. 70% of our
monthly plan has already been used!! What?!! Dont look at me, look at him
within me. He made me do it. How the heck did I get so carried away to this
extent. The good thing is if I stop my downloads, the remaining 30% will see us
to March 31st. Immediately I conscientiously banned download, at least my
downloads. I'm thinking of buying an internet topup card out of my pocket just
in case. I then worked on my appeal letter. Ifeanyi walked in when I was
printing it.
Everything in check, off I go to Yaba, let the Lord's
favour be abundant upon me, AMEN!! I got to Yaba with little traffic hassle. I
dropped my appeal. One of the secretaries called Nike was kind enough to tell
me to follow up on the appeal after two (2) or three (3) weeks. I was like TWO
or THREE WHAT??!!! Is it going to take that long? Won’t the semester be over by
then? Mehn this is such a drag. I just sounded like Shikamaru from Naruto
anime. I got back to the office after doing a little shopping at Yaba.
I have been thinking seriously about my life, where it
is, where I want it to be and how I will take it there. What do I gotta do?
Please my dear head don’t explode because of too much thinking! We are in this together. Im just looking out for all of us. Together we will achieve quality result/success!
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4:30 pm
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Thank God for another beautiful day. I woke hail and
hearty except for the what-do-i-wear fever. I confess, I've been feeling horny
lately. Man got needs you know, I gotta satisfy them. ''Body no be firewood
like the parlance here goes'' I did my devotional and prayed. These days Ibe's
wife Amara dont sleep in the house, only God knows what they are up to. I didnt
do much browsing with the office internet modem that I took home with me
yesterday. So I gotto be early in office today no matter what! I made it on
time and set the modem back on its throne. There you go, the internet Kingdom
is complete once again.
I have been downloading some videos since this month and
never bothered to check my usage. I checked our bandwidth and froze. 70% of our
monthly plan has already been used!! What?!! Dont look at me, look at him
within me. He made me do it. How the heck did I get so carried away to this
extent. The good thing is if I stop my downloads, the remaining 30% will see us
to March 31st. Immediately I conscientiously banned download, at least my
downloads. I'm thinking of buying an internet topup card out of my pocket just
in case. I then worked on my appeal letter. Ifeanyi walked in when I was
printing it.
Everything in check, off I go to Yaba, let the Lord's
favour be abundant upon me, AMEN!! I got to Yaba with little traffic hassle. I
dropped my appeal. One of the secretaries called Nike was kind enough to tell
me to follow up on the appeal after two (2) or three (3) weeks. I was like TWO
or THREE WHAT??!!! Is it going to take that long? Won’t the semester be over by
then? Mehn this is such a drag. I just sounded like Shikamaru from Naruto
anime. I got back to the office after doing a little shopping at Yaba.
I have been thinking seriously about my life, where it
is, where I want it to be and how I will take it there. What do I gotta do?
Please my dear head don’t explode because of too much thinking! We are in this together. Im just looking out for all of us. Together we will achieve quality result/success!
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I woke up quite early. I had don’t-know-what-to-wear fever. I had to iron something hurriedly in the morning. I didnt read my open heaven nor did I pray. Oh well this is one of them days. Yeah I am supposed go to MBA school Yaba to submit my appeal letter. I made sure I put all requirements in my bag. Little did I know my plan wont work according to plan. I got to the office quite early.
My boss really pissed the shit out me. I spent almost the entire day trying to fix a new pair of tires on her wife's Prado vehicle. How annoying!!!! First I to look for a cheap place to buy a good quality Michelin, Dunlop or Pirelli tire. I ended buying Pirelli tires at a Pirelli dealer shop in Victoria Island. When I got to the house the wife, the house-help gave me a polythene bag containing a convenience bag like the type you get in planes. It had an old tooth brush, old gillet shaving stick and some new disposable gillet shaving stick plus a shaving gel. She said the my boss’ wife asked her to give it to me. I was like what the freaking hell is this?! Is this her pathetic idea at giving me a gift? It was so unclear. I couldnt reach her to ask what it means, I just left it for them in my boss’ car.
It took eternity for the car shop to fix the tires and do wheel alignment and balancing. There was a long queue actually so we had to wait me and the driver that is. After a long while we were through and headed back to the office. He then sent us out again on pseudo-school bus trip to go pick his kid from the school. Im just not finding it funny.
Meanwhile Im starving!! The food I bought and was hoping to walk through my tourist attraction digestive tract is waiting for my services as a tour guide. I couldnt wait to get back to the office, not because Im such loyal employee who loves work so much though. I feel like my innards has been complete eroded by my gastric juice, more like gastric acids cuz of the hard working hunger. Lord I finally made it back to the office.
My boss went straight to my desk rummaging through my take away food pack, telling me to share. Whoever owns this child should please take him or else murder will be the case they'll give me. There are certain things he shouldn’t joke with in my present hungry/angry man state. He later asked again politely so I shared with him which I did. It just took the whole day to get these stuff done.
I done like this kinda work where run around the streets of Lagos at least the driver didn’t ditch me today lol. With the change of events, I didnt go to school again. I hate it when that happens. I wasnt really furiating like I would've normally been, God kinda gave me peace of mind I guess.
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6:30 pm
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I woke up quite early. I had don’t-know-what-to-wear fever. I had to iron something hurriedly in the morning. I didnt read my open heaven nor did I pray. Oh well this is one of them days. Yeah I am supposed go to MBA school Yaba to submit my appeal letter. I made sure I put all requirements in my bag. Little did I know my plan wont work according to plan. I got to the office quite early.
My boss really pissed the shit out me. I spent almost the entire day trying to fix a new pair of tires on her wife's Prado vehicle. How annoying!!!! First I to look for a cheap place to buy a good quality Michelin, Dunlop or Pirelli tire. I ended buying Pirelli tires at a Pirelli dealer shop in Victoria Island. When I got to the house the wife, the house-help gave me a polythene bag containing a convenience bag like the type you get in planes. It had an old tooth brush, old gillet shaving stick and some new disposable gillet shaving stick plus a shaving gel. She said the my boss’ wife asked her to give it to me. I was like what the freaking hell is this?! Is this her pathetic idea at giving me a gift? It was so unclear. I couldnt reach her to ask what it means, I just left it for them in my boss’ car.
It took eternity for the car shop to fix the tires and do wheel alignment and balancing. There was a long queue actually so we had to wait me and the driver that is. After a long while we were through and headed back to the office. He then sent us out again on pseudo-school bus trip to go pick his kid from the school. Im just not finding it funny.
Meanwhile Im starving!! The food I bought and was hoping to walk through my tourist attraction digestive tract is waiting for my services as a tour guide. I couldnt wait to get back to the office, not because Im such loyal employee who loves work so much though. I feel like my innards has been complete eroded by my gastric juice, more like gastric acids cuz of the hard working hunger. Lord I finally made it back to the office.
My boss went straight to my desk rummaging through my take away food pack, telling me to share. Whoever owns this child should please take him or else murder will be the case they'll give me. There are certain things he shouldn’t joke with in my present hungry/angry man state. He later asked again politely so I shared with him which I did. It just took the whole day to get these stuff done.
I done like this kinda work where run around the streets of Lagos at least the driver didn’t ditch me today lol. With the change of events, I didnt go to school again. I hate it when that happens. I wasnt really furiating like I would've normally been, God kinda gave me peace of mind I guess.
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